Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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