can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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