just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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