Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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