what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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