So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You ruined the universe
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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