nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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