just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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