So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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