Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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