the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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