Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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