Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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