Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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