He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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