I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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