your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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