if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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