I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
P.S. I can't hear my feet
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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