I am puke
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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