And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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