I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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