just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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