I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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