This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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