i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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