How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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