Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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