wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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