i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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