so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
If I die, sorry about rent.
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