You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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