do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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