people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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