We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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