don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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