I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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