Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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