Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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