she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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