do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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