My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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