i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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