just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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