No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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