just tell him i said nine months
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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