Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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