oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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