the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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