Are we in a gay sports bar?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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