True but thats because hes a fetus.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
