My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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