the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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