new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
do nipples grow back?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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