I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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