I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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