i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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