What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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