maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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