Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
oh god the rape fog is back!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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